I Should Have Listened

to my gut. 

I should have known something sketchy was happening when this dude started texting me every single night. 

I should have known something sketchy was happening when he told me he wanted me to ride the bull at the Saddleranch.  

I should have know something sketchy was happening when he told me he got a hotel room for the night.  

I should have known something sketchy was happening when he told me he was spending the entire day at Universal Studios waiting for me to get done with work. 

I should have know something sketchy was happening when he didn't look like his picture.  

I should have known something sketchy was happening when he ordered disaronno on the rocks...

...long story short this was the first date that I've gone on that I can truly say I had a terrible time.  I legitimately didn't even want to go in the first place. I should have listened to my gut. Now I don't know if I had a bad time because I was comparing it to my time with the surfer or if we were just not a "match."  Poor guy, the best thing he has going for him at the moment is that his Dad is involved in the movie industry and he has free entrance to any AMC movie theater in the US. Seeing an opportunity here I suggested we go and see, Dear John.  BIG mistake.  He proceeded to massage my knee the entire movie and then during the last five minutes of the movie he fell asleep and began to snore, sweet life. Thank God the parking attendant let me into the VIP parking for free, because I would have hated to think that I paid a pretty penny to spend my evening with him.

oh yeah, Happy effing Valentines Day Bitches...

xoxo the 20 something