Tuesday, May 4, 2010

The caveman has not evolved...

Here is a copy of an email I received.  There is NO editing involved. Yes, people really think they are going to get somewhere with emails like these....I so don't think so.

Hi Courtney

Hey Shorty,

How you been?? I'm new to match. I work doing Audits, Im in Boston for the next three months, with a a big job project and looking to make a friend. I was nervous writing you, with your fine looks and personality, figured some white guy already scooped you up. I Love the the tube dress on you, shows off: a pretty face, and great body- u got to be a fine 36d, 24, 35- size two? Perfect… Made me want to go draw on a wall like a caveman!!! I hope you date black men - so we can be friends. for now, Id just like to know more about ya.

Ok, if youre not using my pics now for voodoo pincushions; Read on:
My name is Remo, I am 32 yo,6'3" 210lbs, College Educated, Currently working on masters, and in very good shape. Played pro football for the Bucs- '97 & '98. I've only dated white babes for some time now- Love everything about em, just how i roll... . I'm discrete and respectful, take a moment to say hello, we can get some coffee and say hello, no hassles or entanglements.

In case you want to write me at my yahoo messenger it's remoexet a t y a h o o d o t c o m

What do you like to do? Seinfeld for you, or Friends? Do you dream in color or black and white?

Remo


I am not dreaming of you,
xoxo, the 30-something